Monday, September 14, 2009

My First Blog

Balter here. If you're reading this, you probably know me. If that's the case, you're probably aware I'm filled with hate. Loads of hate. Hate towards stupid people. Hate towards douchebags. Hate towards slow-walkers, people with rolling luggage, lime-green pants, people who make me miss the train because they were blocking the turnstyle, hell... even hate towards you (just a little).

As a form of therapy, I have created this blog. It will allow me to release my bridled anger in the form of rants and raves which may or may not offend you. I'm shooting for "may offend."

Enjoy. Or suck it.

-b




2 comments:

  1. My First Comment

    Sarro here. If you are one of the three people that actually reads Balter's blog than you might know me as well. I am Sarro, Mike, Vikram, Smiegs, Stizzzzzzz, all very known aliases. Balter and I see eye to eye on most things in this world. The biggest difference between us is that he is filled with hate and rage, and I am filled with joy and love. I refuse to give him satisfaction by simply hating on everything that he does not like. It is not a form of therapy. It is a cry for help. You think you are so special cause you come home, smoke and write about why your life sucks and why the world is so bad? There are people out there that do this and they are called philosophers, and they suck balls. They try to answer everything for everyone and end up dying alone in the process.

    Sorry Balter, but this must simply be done. Enjoy and suck it.

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  2. Thank you Sarro. To answer your question I do not think I'm special.

    What was your major again?

    Philosophy, right?

    Balter.

    -b

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