How many fucking reality TVs shows can they come up with? And the really scary thing is, they are ALL THE SAME. I'm not sure how many shows they can cram with ditzy women, testostoronic dudes, testicle eating and ridiculous drama that no one should care about.
So what's wrong with America? We DO care. WHY?! Dear god, sometimes I feel like I'm the only sane one in this nation because I pride myself on hating every show that comes out. It's all the same fucking rubbish. I had to watch some of "My Antonio" because a girl from my high school is on it. About 20 minutes in I was ready to stab out my fucking eyes with icepicks and stick a cactus under my sack just to ease my mental anguish.
Seriously, who gives a shit if these horrendously fake reality TV stars find love? And it just gets worse the higher your celebrity status, just look at Kanye. Sometimes I just wish a bomb would go off at one of those shows. I don't wish death upon these celebs, just serious, career-ending injury. Like a huge, horrific scar on the face.
Some other things that are wrong with America:
-Everything costs a million dollars
-I give my bus seat up to old ladies all the time and there's never a hot chick to see it.
-Subways are crowded with rude and diseased people who often smell of death and worse things.
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-Little kids don't get beat enough. Fucking kids run wild here and don't get smacked enough when they step out of line. You get little smart ass twelve year-olds cracking jokes about how short you are.
In conclusion, there are plenty of things to discuss but I simply don't have the energy. My solution to it all is to boycott everything and live in a shanty somewhere in the woods. But then again, that seems to be the best solution to most of my problems.
-b
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