Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Women - Love/Hate

Top 5 things I Hate about women

1) They wont have sex with me.
2) They spend extraordinary amounts of money on shoes.
3) Liars!
4) I have no idea what they talk about when guys aren't around.
5) They can be.. at times.. a tad unreasonable.

Top 5 things I Love about women

1) Some actually have had sex with me. And I thank them from the bottom of my heart.
2) Those perfumes drive me nuts.
3) I have no problems with a large behind. Or a perfectly rotund one for that matter.
4) They tend to make me act more appropriately. If I have a chance to have sex with one of them, I don't want to blow it.
5) Unconditional love.

-b

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